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Kellyanne Conway Decides To Lie Low Until Rule Of Law Dies Down


WASHINGTON—Following a special counsel recommendation that the White House counselor be fired for violating the Hatch Act, Kellyanne Conway reportedly decided Thursday to lay low until the rule of law dies down. “All I gotta do is keep a low profile and power through until the laws governing this country have no… Read more...

Read more at: https://politics.theonion.com/kellyanne-conway-decides-to-lay-low-until-rule-of-law-d-1835497591

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Radiohead Releases 18 Hours Of Own ‘OK Computer’ Demos


After being threatened by a hacker who had stolen the audio files, Radiohead has released 18 hours of demos documenting the creation of classic album OK Computer in support of the climate fund Extinction Rebellion. What do you think? Read more...

Read more at: https://www.theonion.com/radiohead-releases-18-hours-of-own-ok-computer-demos-1835510998

#humor #satire #news #theonion


 

Golfer Can Never Remember If He’s Matt Kuchar Or Brooks Koepka


PEBBLE BEACH, CA—Scouring the leaderboard to find a name that looked familiar, a professional golfer playing at the U.S. Open Friday admitted that he can never remember if he’s Matt Kuchar or Brooks Koekpa. “I know I’ve won the U.S. Open, so there’s a good chance I’m Koekpa, but I know Brooks is a Nike guy, and it… Read more...

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DNC Committee Throws Bound Jay Inslee Onto Melting Iceberg Before Pushing Him Out To Sea


ANTARCTICA—Cackling as they stuffed a rag into the Democratic governor’s mouth and tied his hands behind his back, the DNC committee reportedly tossed a bound Jay Inslee onto a melting iceberg Friday and pushed him out to sea. “Well, well, well, if it isn’t my good friend Mr. Inslee! Tell me, sir, as a Democratic… Read more...

Read more at: https://politics.theonion.com/dnc-committee-throws-bound-jay-inslee-onto-melting-iceb-1835518291

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New Study Finds Humans Could Lose Vestigial Heads In Less Than 100 Years


DURHAM, NC—Shedding new light on the seemingly useless appendage, evolutionary biologists at Duke University published the results of a study this week in which they concluded that humans could lose their vestigial heads in less than 100 years. “We’re not exactly sure what purpose the head serves. Some say we need… Read more...

Read more at: https://www.theonion.com/new-study-finds-humans-could-lose-vestigial-heads-in-le-1835521893

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Report: Make It Stop


EVERYWHERE—Claiming that they just couldn’t stand this bullshit anymore, Americans across the country confirmed Thursday that someone, anyone needs to please, just make it stop. “Please, please, please, we’re begging you here, just put an end to it immediately,” said sources, noting that it had all gone way, way too… Read more...

Read more at: https://www.theonion.com/report-make-it-stop-1835522151

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Warriors Attribute Finals Loss To Durant’s Ruptured Achilles, Klay’s Torn ACL, Curry Being Hit By Bus Near End Of Game 6


OAKLAND, CA—Reviewing the circumstances that led to their defeat by the Toronto Raptors in the NBA Finals, the Golden State Warriors attributed their series loss to forward Kevin Durant rupturing his Achilles, guard Klay Thompson tearing his ACL, and guard Steph Curry being hit by a bus near the end of game six. “No… Read more...

Read more at: https://sports.theonion.com/warriors-attribute-finals-loss-to-durant-s-ruptured-ach-1835522523

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‘One Day This Will All Be Yours,’ Says Buzz Aldrin While Showing Great-Grandson Around Moon


MONTES APENNINUS, THE MOON—Gazing upon the stark beauty of the land, retired astronaut Buzz Aldrin announced “one day, this will all be yours” to his great-grandson Nathaniel Friday while taking him on a brief tour around the Moon. “From the Tycho Crater to the Oceanus Procellarum, this land is your birthright as an… Read more...

Read more at: https://www.theonion.com/one-day-this-will-all-be-yours-says-buzz-aldrin-whil-1835522696

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Blizzard Bringing Back Original ‘World Of Warcraft’ So Thousands Of Gamers Can Relive Most Depressing Era Of Their Lives


Get ready to hop in a time machine to 2006, WoW fans: Blizzard announced that they are bringing back the original World Of Warcraft so thousands of gamers can relive the most depressing era of their lives. Read more...

Read more at: https://ogn.theonion.com/blizzard-bringing-back-original-world-of-warcraft-so-1835522916

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How The American Diet Has Changed Over Time


The American diet, often criticized for its unhealthiness, has changed significantly over the course of the nation’s existence due to technological breakthroughs, scientific research, and lifestyle developments. The Onion takes a look at how the American diet has changed over time. Read more...

Read more at: https://www.theonion.com/how-the-american-diet-has-changed-over-time-1835524098

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Huckabee Sanders Tells Colleagues She’s Taking Temporary Post As Google CEO Before Transitioning Into Full-Time Role As Sultan Of Brunei


WASHINGTON—Informing those in her professional life of her career plans, outgoing White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders reportedly told colleagues Friday she would be serving for a time as CEO of Google before gradually taking on a permanent position as the sultan of Brunei. “It’s been the honor of my… Read more...

Read more at: https://politics.theonion.com/huckabee-sanders-tells-colleagues-she-s-taking-temporar-1835524222

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Federal Watchdog Recommends Removal Of Kellyanne Conway


Due to her violation of the Hatch Act by disparaging Democratic candidates, Kellyanne Conway should be removed from office, according to a recommendation by the Office of the Special Counsel, a federal watchdog agency. What do you think? Read more...

Read more at: https://www.theonion.com/federal-watchdog-recommends-removal-of-kellyanne-conway-1835526271

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Man Annoyed At Being Mistaken For Employee Just Because He Driving Forklift Through Store


EPPING, NH—Expressing frustration over all the people approaching him asking for assistance, local man Dan McDermott was annoyed Friday at being repeatedly mistaken for an employee just because he was driving a forklift through his local Costco. “God, I’m just trying to mind my own business and transport crates of… Read more...

Read more at: https://local.theonion.com/man-annoyed-at-being-mistaken-for-employee-just-because-1835518383

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Jeden Tag ein Ei... und sonntags auch mal zwei. Und nun das: Kükenmord und Eierwahnsinn - da vergeht selbst den WDR 2 Kabarettisten Jürgen Becker und Didi Jünemann der Spass am Frühstücksei. #Eier #Küken #Schreddern #Urteil #Bürder #Satire #JürgenBecker


 
Journalistin über Hebdo-Titel zur WM: „Das ist schon sehr französisch“ #CharlieHebdo #Satire #Frankreich #Frauen-WM2019 #Fußball #Sport #Schwerpunkt


 
Lobbyismus aktuell: Julia Klöckner und Nestlé | extra 3 | NDR
https://invidio.us/watch?v=UpnCH7N-s4s
#Satire #Politik #ChristianEhring #Comedy #Lobbyismus #JuliaKlöckner #Nestlé


 
Song: Klöckner, der Lobby-Traum | extra 3 | NDR
https://invidio.us/watch?v=ZVHRiZqEd5g
#Satire #Politik #ChristianEhring #Comedy #Lobbyismus #JuliaKlöckner #Nestlé #Song


 
Zapping: Der Kaffee-Wahnsinn | extra 3 | NDR
https://invidio.us/watch?v=tcEPiBHOIu0
#Satire #Politik #ChristianEhring #Comedy #Kaffee


 
Der Traum vom Online-Amt | extra 3 | NDR
https://invidio.us/watch?v=lXRt7CQ74js
#Satire #Politik #ChristianEhring #Comedy #BürgerdiensteOnline #OnlineBehörde


 
Verpennte Union | extra 3 | NDR
https://invidio.us/watch?v=BaEceT9peUA
#Satire #Politik #ChristianEhring #Comedy #CDU


 
Abgehakt | extra 3 | NDR
https://invidio.us/watch?v=72UF4qdkFi4
#Satire #Politik #ChristianEhring #Comedy #Abgehakt


 
Die CDU bei "Fridays for Future" | extra 3 | NDR
https://invidio.us/watch?v=GudrOUy8zuA
#Satire #Politik #ChristianEhring #Comedy #CDU #FridaysforFuture


 
Ein Gaskraftwerk in Frührente | extra 3 | NDR
https://invidio.us/watch?v=z3v-5V4CIDE
#Satire #Politik #ChristianEhring #Comedy #Irsching #Gaskraftwerk #Irrsinn


 
Analoge Behörden | extra 3 | NDR
https://invidio.us/watch?v=EqsqDFshdj4
#Satire #Politik #ChristianEhring #Comedy #Behörde #Analog #Digital


 

E3 Now Selling ‘Con Funk’ Scented Candle For Gamers Who Want To Take Convention Experience Home With Them


With this year’s E3 nearly wrapping up, it’s safe to say some attendees are already getting nostalgic for the feelings of watching a week of jaw-dropping reveals and game demos. For those folks, the convention’s organizers just unveiled a must-have piece of swag: A “Con Funk”-scented candle that perfectly replicates… Read more...

Read more at: https://ogn.theonion.com/e3-now-selling-con-funk-scented-candle-for-gamers-who-1835417290

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NASA Discovers Impact Crater Of Meteorite That First Brought Horses To Earth


WASHINGTON—Claiming that the find will aid humanity in unraveling the origins of both our solar system and the mysterious equine species, NASA scientists working a dig site in Arizona have discovered the impact crater of the meteorite Friday that first brought horses to the earth. “According to carbon dating of… Read more...

Read more at: https://www.theonion.com/nasa-discovers-impact-crater-of-meteorite-that-first-br-1835376744

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NBA Commentators Confirm Steve Kerr Not Enough Of An Insufferable Prick To Be Considered All-Time Great Coach


OAKLAND, CA—Calling it the ultimate measure of a professional basketball coach’s worth, NBA commentators confirmed Monday that Golden State Warriors head coach Steve Kerr was ultimately not enough of an insufferable prick to be really considered an all-time great coach. “Sure, Kerr’s had a few great seasons, but… Read more...

Read more at: https://sports.theonion.com/nba-commentators-confirm-steve-kerr-not-enough-of-an-in-1835380061

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Study Finds White Meat Just As Bad As Red Meat


Contradicting the long-held belief on the relative healthiness of meats like poultry, a new study found that white meat raises an individual’s cholesterol just as rapidly as red meat. What do you think? Read more...

Read more at: https://www.theonion.com/study-finds-white-meat-just-as-bad-as-red-meat-1835381120

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Jimmy Carter Already Back To Elite Sumo Wrestling Circuit After Recovering From Hip Surgery


TOKYO—Triumphantly pounding his chest as he slammed his feet down in the ring for the first time in weeks, former U.S. president Jimmy Carter was reportedly back on the elite sumo wrestling circuit Monday, despite have undergone hip surgery less than a month ago. “It was tough for Jimmy to be away from the sport this… Read more...

Read more at: https://politics.theonion.com/jimmy-carter-already-back-to-elite-sumo-wrestling-circu-1835383770

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E3 2019 Kicks Off


Video game fans and developers flocked to the industry’s largest convention this week for four days of tantalizing trailers, gameplay demonstrations, and previews of the next generation of consoles. What do you think? Read more...

Read more at: https://www.theonion.com/e3-2019-kicks-off-1835389385

#humor #satire #news #theonion


 

E3 Attendees Flee In Terror After Bethesda Presentation Glitch Causes Deathclaw To Spawn On Convention Floor


Wow, OGN readers, we’ve seen some rough E3 shows in the past, but it looks like Bethesda has taken the cake with a major technical breakdown during their Sunday evening presentation. Attendees actually ended up fleeing the L.A. Convention Center in droves after a glitch in the company’s presentation resulted in a… Read more...

Read more at: https://ogn.theonion.com/e3-attendees-flee-in-terror-after-bethesda-presentation-1835376911

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Everything We Know About Xbox’s Project Scarlett


Microsoft unveiled its new Xbox console, Project Scarlett, at E3 this weekend, releasing many details about the next-gen gaming system. OGN provides insight into everything we know about Xbox’s Project Scarlett. Read more...

Read more at: https://ogn.theonion.com/everything-we-know-about-xbox-s-project-scarlett-1835378459

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